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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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