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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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