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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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