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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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