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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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