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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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