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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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