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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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