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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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