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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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