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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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