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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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