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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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