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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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