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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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