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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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