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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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