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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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