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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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