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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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