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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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