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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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