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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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