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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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