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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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