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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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