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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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