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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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