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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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