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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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