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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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