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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛
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