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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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