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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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