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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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