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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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