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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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