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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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