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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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