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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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