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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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