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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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