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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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