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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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