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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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