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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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