Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.