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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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