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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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