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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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