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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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