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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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